Drivers License Application Form

Plez compleet this form, best ya can.

Last name

Fist name:

        Billy-Bob
        Billy-Joe
        Billy-Ray
        Billy-Sue
        Billy-Mae
        Billy-Jack

        Bobby-Sue
        Bobby-Jo
        Bobby-Ann
        Bobby-Lee
        Bobby-Ellen
        Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: (if unsure, guess)

Sex: M F None

Shoe Size: Left Right

Occupation:

        Farmer
        Mechanic
        Hair Dresser
        Waitress
        Un-employed
        Dirty Politician

                 Spouse's Name:

                 2nd Spouse's Name:

                 3rd Spouse's Name:

                 Lover's Name:

                 2nd Lover's Name:

Relationship with spouse:

        Sister
        Brother
        Mother
        Father
        Cousin

        Aunt
        Uncle
        Son
        Daughter
        Pet

                 Number of children living in household

                 Number of children living in shed

                 Number of children that are yours

                 Mother's Name

                 Father's Name

        Education:        1        2        3        4 (Click on highest grade completed)

        If you obtained a higher education what was your major?   5th grade   6th grade

        Do you     own or     rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

         Total number of vehicles you own

         Number of vehicles that still crank

         Number of vehicles in front yard

         Number of vehicles in back yard

         Number of vehicles on cement blocks

        Age you started drivin (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ?) Yes No

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

         truck
         bedroom
         shed
         kitchen
         bathroom/outhouse
         pawnshop

        Model and year of your pickup: 194

Do you have a gun rack? Yes No If no, plez explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

        The National Enquirer
        The Globe
        TV Guide
        Soap Opera Digest
        Rifle and Shotgun
        Bassmasters

         Number of times you've seen a UFO
         Number of times you've seen Elvis
         Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

                Weekly
                Monthly
                Not Applicable

         How many teeth in YOUR mouth?

Color of teeth:

        Yellow
        Brown
        Brownish-Yellow

Black
N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

Red-Man
Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?

        1 mile
        2 miles
        don't know